I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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