Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
my phone needs a breathalizer
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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