we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Randomize
