your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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