I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize