i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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