I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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