their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize