im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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