i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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