I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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