conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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