I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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