is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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