were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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