talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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