so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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