Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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