im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Randomize
