So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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