White coat. Heels.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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