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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(440): View more from Ohio

yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

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and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm

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(518): View more from New York

He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"

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(205): View more from Alabama

they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

(205): View more from Alabama

pick me up NOW

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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(301): View more from Maryland

not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.

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