There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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