Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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