Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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