Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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