I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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