Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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