so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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