even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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