Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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