she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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