yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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