People in love make me want to vomit
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Every concussion has its silver lining
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
