I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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