who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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