I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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