Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
