he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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