That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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