Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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