I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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