But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I am one with the molecules
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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