My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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