Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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