There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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