Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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