Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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