I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
And then he peed in my hair
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