what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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