Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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