I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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