I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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