So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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