In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
try to milk me bitch
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